my aesthetic is dogs wearing cool shades
fuck ur aesthetic bruh
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
you unwrap your biggest present first. it’s jack nicholson. he’s a little crazy from being crammed in a box but he’s ready to have fun
when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance