yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob
With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to herWhat in the hell is Lorde doing?
filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
that was the hardest ive laughed in so longg
listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it
i love this man so much