partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when he calls you first ♡

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when he calls you first ♡

nosdrinker:

imagine your baby’s first words being the seinfeld bassline

ostolero:

kaijifan:

ostolero:

sleep tight…

why the hell are you putting your forks to bed

they’re tired

ostolero:

kaijifan:

ostolero:

sleep tight…

why the hell are you putting your forks to bed

they’re tired

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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johannkrauss:

the bear is loose

johannkrauss:

the bear is loose

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

grawly:

grawly:

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this shark is hungry. dangerous.

this  shark  wants  to  eat  your  blog.

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

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youve angered it

bombing:

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible



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